y=x² (2010) by Andrew Lewicki
Art you could skate (if you were tiny).
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MEET THE NEWEST BASS PLAYER IN MY BAND. (OUR LAST BASS PLAYER HAD A NASTY BUG WHICH CAUSED HIM TO WIPE OUT THE AUDIENCE AT OUR LAST AND ONLY SHOW.) I HANDLE PERCUSSIVE DUTIES, INCLUDING DRUMS, COWBELL, AND EXPLOSIONS. IF ANY ROBOTS OUT THERE PLAY ANYTHING, PLEASE GET IN TOUCH.
When they rise up, it will be because we made them play Muse songs.
FUN FACT for the 1% and job creators: The S&P 500 (often considered a proxy for the US economy) is up NINETY-ONE percent since Obama took office. 91%. That’s a lot. It’s, um, almost 100%. If you invested $100.00 on inauguration day, it’d be worth $191.00 today. If you’d invested a million, you’d have almost two million. It’d be what anyone, Warren Buffett or Mitt Romney included, would consider an excellent investment. If I were wealthy, I would say something like “Steady as she goes, Captain” to whomever was piloting the ship.
The above is a screenshot I took a few minutes ago from Google Finance; it’s not from any candidate’s website. The little hand shows Inauguration Day, 2009.
Feel free to share this with a friend or elderly white man.
Word to all my elderly white man friends.
Wear some layers if you go see a show in the winter. Still gets cold at night in January in Texas.
And wear as little as possible in the summer, because it’s hot in thurr. The Lone Star is COLD AS ICE though.
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Fugazi
Shut The Door
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If you haven’t already, click here to “Like” the Kodiak Walmart on FB and send Pitbull to Alaska!
I find this to be a worthwhile and beneficial pursuit.
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